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de Bernd 2025-10-01 08:33:46 No. 13592
https://www.tagesspiegel.de/berlin/kanguru-in-berlin-kladow-ausgebuxt-ich-mochte-nicht-in-der-haut-des-wallabys-stecken-14411357.html >Since Sunday morning, an escaped kangaroo has been roaming the Spandau district of Kladow. As a police spokesperson told the Tagesspiegel newspaper, witnesses alerted police around 11 a.m. after spotting a kangaroo on Sakrower Landstraße. Emergency services were able to see the animal in the area throughout the day, but were unable to catch it. It is believed to have hopped into the woods. fugging australians, go back home and stop invading my cidy :DDD
I often wonder about how they would fare in Europe and the US. Most Australian animals are far outclassed by Laurasian animals but Kangaroos might be able to establish themselves.
fun fact: the kangaroo belongs to a well known german journalist, Jakob Augstein, who owns one of the most influential newspapers
I live in Spandau, but still haven’t seen it
>>13597 Propably it hides in the woods of Kladow around Glienicker See. I suggest you to take a crossbow with you. those kangaroos can be aggressive fuckers.
>>13593 thats the kangarat variety. a 7+ ft kangroo at 250+ pounds would start predating on fat people and rapefugees, then evolve thumbs and gun powder when the badge niggers tried to stop them
>>13601 imagine the fights between kangaroos and homeless
>>13599 It's a Wallaby. They're the size of a bigger dog.
>>13601 It could have been a female grey, they are often fairly small. The huge ones you are thinking off are red Kangaroos.
>>13606 we should breed them to be larger and attack people like pit bulls. after oil runs out it could make a good slave catching animal in post australia
>>13605 Which quintessentially means a localised total breakdown of the German society as long as the perpetrator is at large.

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It's over lads, was a good run https://www.rbb24.de/panorama/beitrag/2025/10/berlin-kladow-kaenguru-weiterhin-entlaufen.html
We'd be obliged if you exported more kangaroos to us Aussie Bernds
>>14786 they say it's only suitable for pets
>>14791 I meant alive ones
>>13592 Likely behaved better than the filthy migrants.
>>15806 Don't you have a cloud to yell at?
>>15812 Don't you have a migrant cock to suck, cocksucking brainwashed globalist clown? Are you one of these couple clowns that keep trying to pretend like KC was ever tolerant of the shitskins? Piss off, scum.
>>15814 You're such a zoomer.

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>>15815 Thank you my good friend.
>>15814 67? I don't get it.
>>15816 :3 >>15818 It's the zoomers' 69, only less funny (in my opinion, they probably disagree). I forgot what it actually stands for, but they think it's funny. :3
>>15818 >>15819 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/6-7_(meme) It's some nigger ghetto shit. Typical zoomer brainrot.
>>15820 Zoomers probably say that 69 is some millennial coomer brainrot.
> internet meme and slang term that emerged in early 2025 on TikTok and Instagram I wish I had never asked
>>15823 Nobody gives a fuck what zoomers say.
>>15819 >>15820 The “meme” is very overused, I got mad at my screen like a retard.
>>15826 >I got mad at my screen Are you saying your screen posted this by itself?
>>15827 It generated this 67 ( >>15814 ) by itself.
>>15826 I think it's perfect to annoy people like me who are too old to find it funny but are too online to be unaware of it. Well meme'd, sir.

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>>15827 I was forced to type 67
>>15831 But not forced to post a screenshot before/instead of finishing the captcha.
>>15832 It can’t explain that, that was just pure instinct, I don’t even think I went through with the thread. I just left KC because I saw that, I had that photo for a while.
>>15832 Well played German.
>>15834 I have my moments.
>>14791 No, they sell Kangaroo for humans in supermarkets too. I tried some Kangaroo burgers a few months ago. They were like beef but just a bit weird and they also smelt funny. I didn't think it was worth buying again. Kangaroo is also quite lean.
>>14793 >>15851 when was in the ROTC-like program here, some officer professor told us a story that he was loading kangaroo meat when serving in the USSR army back in the 1980s