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Racist? God no. I prefer the term ''fun at parties''.

I have discovered there is now this kc-org in competition to kc-net and kc-rip. How is this board's stance on 1) pedos 2) putin ? Pls extrabpoblate your optoins

Does Bernd cook? Rate my ukha.

What's Bernd blaying these days?

I'm trying to recall various things from old Casey, aside from the obvious like Wojak and Polandball. Of the personalities, I most vividly recall Fatczech/Newsczech, Nordamerikano (lernu esperanto), the one Iranian who ended up as a moderator, and DyslexicBrit. Wojak is the site's biggest cultural contribution, even though most non-Bernds have no clue about it. It's surreal to think of having been on KC when it was still basically confined to it with only a tiny bit of spillover to 4chong's /int/, having no clue at the time it would become one of the most defining and enduring features of global internet culture. Gotta wonder what Wojak (the Pole) thinks, his creation and its permutations having attained worldwide fame by accident yet himself remaining completely unknown to the world. Polandball was popular for a time, peaking in the middle of the previous decade. Had its own subHabsgelesen, and you might occasionally see it posted on social media. But it quickly fizzled out, I assume more or less at the same time as KC itself, and now seems very much dead. Other than that, I remember a bunch of memes from cross-pollination with Finnish imageboards, primarily Ylilauta. Spurdo spärde, "Grease pay denbts", KC-tire Stallman, Spede Pasanen (Assburger). There was Proofster during the 2014 invasion of Crimea that was a KC original, and Remove Kebab too, but can't recall much else. IWO threads, those were always very good and interesting. Post ITT anything related to KC of the previous decade.

What is the greatest suffering in your life currently?

It’s summer and many beautiful women are walking around, sometimes in skimpy clothes. How do you react when you see such? Do you stare at them or shyly look away?

Bernd, there is this famous zen koan: When Banzan was walking through a market he overheard a conversation between a butcher and his customer. "Give me the best piece of meat you have," said the customer. "Everything in my shop is the best," replied the butcher. "You cannot find here any piece of meat that is not the best." At these words Banzan became enlightened. I don't understand it. What lead him to enlightenment? The butcher was lying, there are bad and worse pieces, some have more meat, some have more fat, some are less fresh. The butcher was just trying to sell more.

Entertain me Bernds.

Does anyone have a lore update about him in 2025?

A few months ago I was on the mountains of Victoria, this is a picture from Mt Buffalo. Not far from there a sovereign citizen shot three police officers killing two of them and now he is on the run in the mountains. Sovereign Citizens are weird.

Do you tip at restaurants, Bernd? If so, how much? I think 10% was always normal in Germany, but in recent years I feel that more is expected like 15 or 20%. I always die of shame when I eat with someone who doesn’t tip.

Post your funniest jokes I'll start: The new pipemaker's pipes are all too short because he hasn't been making them very long

What is Bernd growing?

Humans forget 50%- 80% of today by tomorrow. How will Bernd remember themselves by tomorrow? What remedy did Bernd leave behind to remember today? What did Bernd do my make today special?

Do you like German Abendbrot?

Well, there wasn't one yet. Bernd posts what he's reading or the last thing he's read. For me it's this war novel, which I started just two days ago and have actually heard about from its 2017 film adaptation. It is also my first Finnish book as far as I can remember.

I'm really sorry for opening this thread, and I promise I don't intend to turn this into /pol/ and it's not directed against Israel/the Jews. But I can't stop rejoicing over the fact that Germany is finally standing up to its bully. The Jews have fucked up so hard, even the weakest chancellor Germany has ever had can now muster up the courage to deny them their usual protection money. Can we celebrate Germany a bit? This country has had so many bad news for so long now and gets kicked around by everybody, it finally needed a win.

It was Polish F-16. Pilots dead.

I seriously believe beer is the nectar of the Gods. It’s the best drink that humans ever invented.

This woman is a Sexualbegleiterin (sexual assistant), she has sex with handicapped people. Would Bernd acquire her services?

Good choice

I hope the war ends and the relations between Russia and the West get more relaxed one day, so I can travel there. I want to see all the famous spots in Moscow and St. Petersburg and also ride the Trans Siberian railway.

Is anybody else here a Bernd because of Chronic Fatigue Syndrome?

Cars must have been one of the most catastrophic inventions in human history. They lower life quality just so goddamn much.

Why the 90s normalized aliens and conspiracy theory atmosphere? What there was in that decade that made this aesthetic and vibe so attractive?

I just was at the supermarket buying some Frosta packs (frozen food) and the cashier said to me: "Wenn Mutti nicht da ist, reicht das ja, wa?" (If mom isn't at home, this suffices as food, right?) like I was a little boy.

Post whatever music you like. I start with Kyary Pamyu Pamyu, for the betterment of the world. :3

What is lörs favourite armoured vehicle, Berundo?

A while ago, Bernd saw a youtube video about handheld turbo fans as an alternative to canned air dusters. Has anyone tried one of these and can recommend them? If so, is there a model/brand you can recommend? They're a tad too expensive for chink shit just try it out.

I think I'm finally healing from a debilitating condition that fucked me up for about 6 years. Covid lockdowns are ending for me about now, basically. What the fuck do I do with my life? t. mid 30s

I‘m responsible for 50% of the threads on KC.

Bernd, which of these photos you think are the strongest? They are unedited.

This show is legitimately funny.

I think I will spend my evening rewatching this masterpiece of cinema.

Terry Davis had a very poignant epiphany about perception, reality, human cognition and more that I feel would be worth sharing. What does Bernd make of it? Are we all birds looking at the proverbial monitor? >What's reality? I don't know. When my bird was looking at my computer monitor I thought, "That bird has no idea what he's looking at." And yet what does the bird do? Does he panic? No, he can't really panic, he just does the best he can. Is he able to live in a world where he's so ignorant? Well, he doesn't really have a choice. The bird is okay even though he doesn't understand the world. You're that bird looking at the monitor, and you're thinking to yourself, I can figure this out. Maybe you have some bird ideas. Maybe that's the best you can do.

Is there a way to be in love with a woman and keep your independence at the same time? It always seems to me like one is blinded by love: you think the person you love is a literal goddess you could be lucky being the slave of. Love is always all or nothing. You can’t keep self respect and distance, you want to be near her.

Which Levi's jeans are you rocking?

According to my studies it would seem that communion with God would be achievable under conditions of perfect calm and perfect awareness.

Do you have interesting (unusual) words to call certain things in your language? For example, in German there is the word Vatermörder (literally a person who murders his father). We use it for naming stand up collars like pic rel.

I love birds so fucking much it’s unreal. I would immediately kill myself if all birds vanished.

Tomorrow Bernd will hopefully complete something that's been taking all of his time and attention for the last three months and is finally free to start something new. Bernd doesn't have to work and has no other responsibilities. What should Bernd do after tomorrow?

The Epstein Files? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough Rupees.

I just got this recommended on YouTube. Wtf man? I don't do anything KC related in that browser...

That feel when you’re free to post.

Did imageboards ever bring you closer to God?

Is day dreaming some kind of mental illness? I can't stop doing it, I've always had it. I need to study but can't stop day dreaming.

the day krautchan came back

Bernd, look at this emo girl waiting for the bus, surrounded by israeli boomers? Isn't her fate sad? Do you think the ethno nationalist society where she lives understands her soft gothness? Will she drop it?

Who had the best looking uniforms in WW1? Feel free to rate the different uniforms also according to other criteria.

I want my rainy mellow summer back

What kind of threads do you want to see more of on KC?

This afternoon I nearly gave in and thought of visiting a whorehouse to lose my virginity. Although I don’t think I could ever actually do it (maybe if I’d be really drunk), because I would die of shame. Have you ever been with a prozzie, Bernds?

What did Bernd achieve today?

Where is your god now?

Is daylight saving time pointless nowdays? Since it was adopted there is no proof that it actually leads to saving electricity or even more productivity.

What do you think about Pablo Picasso‘s muse? And why do those old geezers always choose the youngest women possible? She was 19 at the time.

Krautkanal seems to be slowly growing. There are a couple of countryballs I hadn't seen before, but now they seem to be there every day. Inb4 some schizo is using a VPN

Kohlchan is basically unusable now. Widespread Rangebans are destroying the last bit of normal Bernds. Now I will stay here. At least this place works.

You know you’re German, if you fucking love WALDEINSAMKEIT

Do you like the look of modern libraries?

What you think is the race, or geographic and ethnic ancestry, of this female?

Today is my birthday. One year closer to becoming a wizard.

hi Zigeuner,german expat in austria here!if someone is seriously thinking about fucking off from central europe rather soon and has no bridges left to burn,where to go and what to do?by train to a new country?germany,swizerland,england and lose the passport on arrival?ive heard they shelter everyone in bongland in a hotel.but eta makes it impossible to get there legaly now.what about serbia any anons can help me out?what if im looking at an online hatecrime with YEARS in prison?rape and murder are probably fine but cant be namin the nose!how wont bongs or swiss not recognize me via some interpol bs oder stuff like biometrical facial analysis?dire situation here and yes,thats highly political.politics have gotten me here.

I just got matched with a görl on Tinder and I don't know what to do now. I'm really bad at conversations, especially over the phone, I never actually thought this far ahead before making the profile. I am not prepared for this, which sounds really stupid because it's obviously a dating app and I should have assumed that I'd get a match eventually, but I have no clue what to do now. Should I just match her back and small talk, or something? What do I say? Do I start out by complimenting her or do I just make small talk and then compliment her once we meet (assuming this will even take place)? I hate having assburgers, send help.

Explain to me why Serbia wasn't occupied and de-nazified after the war. I've never understood it.

This series is better than all new Alien movies

I wonder how I will look back on this time I'm currently living through in 10 or 20 years.

Tomorrow I will disappoint a lot of people, because a project everyone was looking forward to failed. And it only failed because I was too lazy to make a call.

I think smiling makes every person more beautiful. Does Bernd smile while showing teeth or is your mouth closed?

I will travel to pic related region on Saturday (hotel is in Stuttgart). What are some good restaurants and cool things to do there?

Do you have any tattoos? This is the tattoo I would get

Burneds neighbor gave her son an autoimmune disease she inherited from her mother. Three generations of humans sufffering from a disease that requires constant medical attention, medication and shortens their life span considerably. The Nazis tried to eradicate such hereditary issues, but they didn't know enough about which are truly genetic and which are caused by the environment, so a very good part of the issues would have remained. But by now we know about many diseases which are transmitted genetically from parents to children and could be prevented. Why do we as a society allow people like my neighbor to continue to bring endless suffering into the world?

This is the pinnacle of music in my opinion.

Do Bernds and blacks mix?

Why was KC so quiet today

Do you feel like you’ve grown up and consider yourself an adult? Deep down, all Bernds are children too pure for this world.

Is there any abandoned place close to where you live? When was the last time you entered an abandoned place?

Does Bernd use a Linux distro as their daily desktop? My current aim is to go for a minimalist setup without handicapping myself too much while avoiding bloat. Alpine seemed like a great choice and setting up xfce DE with their script is very easy & works fine out of the box. However Bernd wants to customize a lot. Alpine being musl based gives a lot of trouble when installing some packages. A lot of things break or don't work properly. So now I'm going back to Void (glibc version).

Are invasive species a topic in your country? Here, they are. For example, the Chusan palm tree was very popular in Ticino, but they found out that it's invasive and displaces native species. Now, a different invasive species threatens those palm trees: the South-American palm moth. But it's not just the palm trees, you see invasive neophytes everywhere. Fleabane, goldenrod and other plants.

Did you watch any good movies lately? I recently rewatched High Plains Drifter, one of the better revisionist westerns, although not earthshattering.

What is the best way to get creases of out a poster like this?

Gokigenyo.

The internet is for porn! The internet is for porn! Why do you think the net was born? Porn! Porn! Porn!

Parents used to vax themselves yearly against cold, they did it for more than a decade, and it worked, they never got cold. But then they became anti-vaxxers since the bolsonaro covid years. Now they spend maybe 1/5 of the year suffering of cold. They are old, it takes them time to heal from it, and sometimes it becomes very serious. They can't ignore it, they admit that, but they still won't take the yearly shot. They're probably going to die from cold and I can't even feel bad about it. I think society was less problematic when people died in their 60s and many before that. Now we have a big population of expired retards who have the mentality of children but don't accept to be tutored.

Here's a question for programmers and/or enjoyers of card games: How do you sort a deck of ~50-100 numbered cards? Personally, I use radix sort, but I keep thinking that there must be a better way to sort them.

Hello Bernd, One is the original, and the other is edited in Photoshop CS6. Which one is the best in your opinion? Do you think the edited photo looks exaggerated and artificial? The eyes darker, details lost?

Why do people not wear nightcaps anymore, Bernd?

Rate my new hairdo

Do you ask people you plan to give presents to what they wish for or do you just buy something and hope the person will like it?

Do you think this is morally acceptable?

>Languages with negative concord put one or more negative words after the negation of the verb. >Example: Portuguese (Eu não vejo ninguém - lit. I not see nobody - two negative words, the second only “agrees” with the first one) >English: I don’t see anyone OR I see no-one. (just one negative word) So which is better, Bernd?

How serious is your discussion making?

That feel when no gf.

So Bernd? When are you coming to Memnoch? We have prizes available.

What's your favourite part of history? I love ancient Greece & Rome, dark ages Britannia, but I also like a bit of PRE history like reading about anatolian farmers, yamnaya, corded ware, bell beaker, cucuteni-trypillia and so on.

For best health and virility eat kimchi rice and delicious dog every day ^___^

Do you have a favorite pseudo intellectual you like to follow?

What’s the most exotic or unusual country you ever visited? I’m a traveling noob, so it was probably Iceland in my case.

Speaking and reading German is a true pleasure for me. I’m very glad that German is my mother tongue. What about lörs? Do you enjoy speaking your native language?