/int/ - International

Easy. Not making such threads.

Just don't be so ernst.

>just bee yourself >don't do drugs >study hard >wörk hard >follow your dreams!

With a cottage core dark academia normcore vaporwave vintage Y2000 office goth ward robe

>>14075 >if you serve the demiurge and be a good boy, you will be rewarded Still waiting...

Just be cool, man.

Be like Robert Redford because everybody agrees that he was cool. Here is a critique (but also description) of his coolness which also contains a few basic coolness facts. https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-news/robert-redford-ballad-of-a-cool-man-75809/

>>14091 I have never even heard of that loser.

1. Be good looking 2. Hang around lesser people

>>14119 He's from that horse movie girls like so much.

>>14124 Uma Musume?

start smoking.

Step 1 listen to Cool Jazz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aPgkplthPM

I bought a cool jacket.

>>14128 Post it

>>14128 I only buy warm jackets.

>>14126 This. Everyone knows that smokers are badass.

>>14132 Smells and tastes horrendous when making out with a smoker tho. Not even brushing teeth before sex makes the ashtray stuck in your mouth go away.

>>14133 Not my problem. Smoking still is disgusting though.

>>14133 That's not the problem of the badass smoker though.

>>14128 please post a photo of it

>>14124 Also many non-vaginal movies such as Three Days of the Condor. Reportedly, he kind of disregarded wymyn. It's not that he was gay, but he could get them all so he never had any reason to put pussy on a pedestal.

Get a cool scar on your face like a badass and start smoking cigarettes and abusing alcohol. Also, if you ever get a wife, beat her. That's pretty much all there's to it.

>>14144 This made me lol out loud

>>14144 >beat her Maybe there is a reason why Bernd doesn’t get a GF.

I’m on that good kush and alcohol

>>14165 I guess black people probably think that's cool.

Just bee yourself

Fart with confidence

>>14129 >>14138 warm boys trying to steal my look lmao

this shirt maybe? btw, called wife-beater in the US

>>15570 Why do people beat their wives? If Bernd had a wife, he'd be nice to her. If he hated her, he'd leave instead of beating her.

>>15574 >Why do people beat their wives? read some paper on domestic violence usually it's not a one-off thing when he suddenly starts beating the shit out of her. it's commonly some kind of a back-and-forth iterational story: he just slaps her once in anger or in an effusive state, she takes it, then they make peace, then it happens once again a while later, etc. also, romantic feelings are involved so women tend to forgive. as many victims said: couldn't I see the elephant in the room? but I really couldn't, cause it didn't happen overnight, it took years to come to this state.

>>15590 I'm more wondering from the guy's perspective. Why would I beat someone I love? I can see how someone would endure abuse from a person they love.

>>15594 ah, it's the same back-and-forth on the other side: first time it's a slap and he's genuinely penitent and promises to her and to himself it won't happen again, then in several months it's a cuff, etc. other factors, like jealousy, play crucial role

I'm absolutely not cool. Approaching the antithesis of coolness

>>14064 Just stand like this

danger and play t. moustache man

Be chill

>>15625 where did you get this image from and why is he standing like that

>>15590 Agreed. Same with alcoholism. A woman that loves you forgives things that are downright unacceptable if you weren't drunk. And thus they will just swallow it down, accept it, keep silent to anyone else, and unfortunately support you in not seeking help. It's a storybook vicious circle. t. unfortunate knower

>>15759 kek, it's Paul Rudd in "Strangers With Candy". He's supposed to be the "cool guy" at school. It's a pretty bizarre sitcom.