/int/ - International

Well, at least you're not Hitler. There's room for redemption. Make the call next time, fucker.

Why didn't you make the call? Really laziness?

>>5362 I was scared. Because I imagined that call to be unpleasant for me, so I procrastinated the unpleasantness. I always told myself, there is still time, so I made the call today (it’s still over a month till the project), but had to realize it was already too late and I should have called earlier.

>>5370 Shit, anxiety is a motherfucker.

Turing vollständig

>>5370 That sounds like something I'd do

>>5374 Same. Sounds like something I'd be aware of the whole time I'd be doing it as well.

>>5370 Here's the deal Bernardo, listen closely and I'll make it clear. The call is not important. The project is not important. Only God is important. k that would be all, hope it helps! ^_^

>>5370 So you still have a month to make as much progress as possible, do I understand that right? Bernd has rescued projects after he has procastrinated much, much harder. Once I put off calling the caterer for an event with 30 very high-ranking people until four days before the event. In the end I got someone else to deliver sandwiches on an extremely short notice, and the management guys turned out to be even happy about it because the whole event took so long and they didn't have to "waste" any more time for food on top. Bernds boss was extremely furious but after it all went down Bernd was praised.

>>5381 That's why people with ADHD never learn. It always works out in the end, but it's extremely stressful. If you had put 10% of the energy into doing it on time, you would have had much less stress. I'm the same

>>5381 I don’t really know what progress could mean in that scenario. The thing we wanted to do became impossible, because it’s booked out. Now I guess I have to delay the date or look for an alternative, but it will never be the same as the initial planned project everyone was hyped for.

>>5384 You have until tomorrow to come up with a better idea. Sounds like an activity with friends. Do you want to tell us your original plans?

>>5383 I don't have ADHD. Just Chronic Schizphrenia and lots of Anxiety.

>>5388 Yeah well I ain’t gonna come up with anything, I’m a Bernd who spends all his time at home reading books, I don’t know what’s fun to do. >original plans? We wanted to do a donkey hike with all my colleagues as a teambuilding event.

>>5390 It's still why people with ADHD never learn. They are too retarded to do things on time and then it works out even when it shouldn't. >>5392 See if there are other hikes. Alpaca hikes, for example. You could also call the donkey place and ask if they have ideas. Maybe the donkey guy has a friend who offers a goat hike or something. Also, you don't need to tell your colleagues that you procrastinated. >Sorry, the donkeys were booked out. But I got us an ostrich hike. What do you think? I have until the end of the week to cancel the reservation.

>>5392 > We wanted to do a donkey hike with all my colleagues as a teambuilding event. Tell them the original company had to cancel. Find someone else offering the same within an acceptable radius or on a slightly different date. Make up a reason why the new thing is even better than the old one would have been. Bernd has lied about such stuff about a thousand times. It's all about the story.

get well soon hun

My colleagues are way too nice, they all wrote me nice messages and now we’re just doing a normal hike instead.

>>5475 I'm glad it worked out and that they don't shit on Bernd for being a Bernd. Enjoy the hike and think of the sunscreen. Bernd's skin is probably not used to prolonged solar exposure.

>>5476 Now a colleague of mine tries to organize an alpaca hike instead. Heh.

>>5392 >We wanted to do a donkey hike with all my colleagues as a teambuilding event. Why would that call have been unpleasant?

>>6626 Because I dislike calling in general and the donkey organizer is a coarse East German

>>6627 Well, it's good that things worked out in the end. In your mind results are often far worse than in reality. People weren't angry at you. I'm sure it would have been the same with the call. The Ossi being actually nice.

>>6671 Well as I said I did call in the end, just a bit too late.